Try The Penne

For the two people who actually read this blog, and you know who you are, I'm sorry I haven't posted since October 15th. But I haven't eaten since October 15th so I didn't have anything to write about. But today that changed. I started out with a big bag of wasabi peas and a coke.
And then, the big bowl of Halloween candy started talking to me about how lonely it was and noone came to see him and yada, yada, yada. So, what could I do? Well, 12 Reese's Sticks later I was so sick of peanut butter, I had to have a piece of brownie and a cold glass of milk just to get the taste out of my mouth. Around my 22'nd cup of coffee, my girlfriend finally showed up so we could go shopping, but not before I ate a big bowl of penne rigate with butter, cheese, black pepper, squish of lemon, salt and fresh ground pepper....and a glass of pinot. We had to hit the art supply store, the shoe store, that one other store and then the mother of all stores.....(angels singing)..the FOOD STORE!!!!! Yes, I am excited about the new market. THEY HAVE FRESH COCONUTS AND LEMONGRASS!!!! (I live in south, south, way south Jersey). At any rate I picked up some green curry paste, some Vietnamese chili sauce and a fresh freakin' coconut! What I will do with it, I have no idea. But you can bet that first I will roll it across the floor pretending it is some kind of weird furry animal going "Wha'sat!? Wha'sat Hunter?...Git it! " I think I get on that dog's nerves sometimes. Anyway, I was beat up by the time I got home and so dinner was some fresh ground beef simmered with taco seasoning, a jar of Tostitos Conqueso Cheese sauce, jalapenos and a bag of Tostito Lime chips. Yes, I had another glass of wine, but I can assure you, I had no candy.